Monday, April 28, 2008

you guys are sick

Instead of lamenting with me after I relayed my horrifying ant experience a few days ago, everyone was more interested in seeing pictures of the event! Well, number one, ants are disgusting and I hate that stupid ant picture I have on that post and they aren't even being gross in it (i.e. protecting thousands of maggot-like eggs in my room). Number two, I was busy trying not to vom all over myself/trying to save all of the things I had stored in that closet. Number three, re-read number two, because really, when you're actually in that situation the thought of "Oh! I need to photo document this!" is very low on the list of things to do when encountering a swarm of ants living in your room.

That being said, I totally wish I had taken pictures.

Here are two pictures I took after the incident, if you look closely you'll notice a few black-ish marks in the pink square where the ants had their home. I have no idea what those are from, but they were all over the wood, maybe it's ant poo? SICK! Anyway, those two marks wouldn't come off, the rest did, thankfully.



4 comments:

XOXO said...

how are we even related?! i photo document EVERYTHING! even the time i went to the ER.

Anonymous said...

Hey, a shark just swam into my house and bit my leg off, I stabbed it with a knife. I was able to glue my leg back on without any scars and now I'm completely back to normal again. I made the shark clean up the mess it made, and I sent it back to the ocean. I could show you pictures of AFTER everything happened, or wait, I guess that wouldn't really prove anything. In fact, it would make me look like a dummkopf (="dummy" for all you non-German speaking Wienerschnitzels).

SwearOnChanel said...

well I, for one, am really glad you didn't take pictures, because even just reading that post makes my skin crawl.

And I totally got my chipped teeth fixed :) thanks for asking.

Andy said...

Ewww... That story was totally ewww... I'd prefer that you would keep blogging about cupcakes! You're my Martha Stewart!