Wednesday, July 23, 2008

how to tell if your mother reads your blog

Sure, you could check your visitor stats, but seriously, who has time for that?

The easiest way to tell if your mother reads your blog is to make a post about Playboy Bunnies and then wait three days for this book to coincidentally be sent to you:

I'll let you know how it works out for me. I'm good at pretending to be flirtatious and outgoing (my license plate frame says "Let's get dirty in my 4x4", an impulse county fair purchase four years ago), but in reality I have no idea how to flirt. I think I have actually flirted with men in my life, but I'm never fully aware of when I'm doing it or if they realize I'm trying to flirt with them. In my non-expert opinion, flirting is 60% giggling and 40% touching the guy and saying things like "You're so funny!", perhaps the Bunnies will shed some light on this for me. I wonder if there's a chapter on boob jobs.

Sigh, this post makes me miss Martini even more than I did before. COME BACK!!!

8 comments:

KC said...

boob jobs? If you want them you can have some of mine :/

Taryn said...

Your mom loves you. My mom would call me a whore. And my dad would accuse me of being pregnant.

the indefatigable mjenks said...

I'm fairly certain that my mom doesn't read my blog because she still speaks to me. Plus she's totally internet unsavvy. Even though the address is part of my signature on emails that I send her.

She'd never send me book, anyway. She barely remembers to send me stuff for Christmas.

Kate said...

Seriously, what happened to Martini? I read her blog too...

Strawberry said...

kc - yes, please!

t - LOLZ

TIM - hahaha, that's so funny...my mom is pretty clueless usually

kate - some friggin BITCH sent the link to that italy guy she was seeing...then a shit storm ensued soooo she deleted it

I'm Frank said...

I'm terrible at flirting.

I just smile and I say, "Hi, I'm Frank and I'm not a rapist." Always seems to put the ladies at ease.

So@24 said...

Well hello Strawberry.

I'm gonna make your blogging day.

Ready?

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amartinialwayshelps.blogspot.com

You're welcome! ;)

PrincessB said...

Nice! I fear my family reading my blog. Actually only two of my "real life" friends have permissions to the blog. And they know it all anyway, so it's all good.

Nice book!