For the record, the speaker at my commencement was the head of "one of the most innovative zoos in the world," whatever THAT means.
Oh wait, schnap, I found a copy of my graduation program and it has some info about the dude...apparently he transformed the Atlanta Zoo from being one of the ten worst ranked zoos in the U.S. to one of the best. And it also is one of only three zoos in America that has Giant Pandas. Exciting, I know.
Anyway, I think James Franco would have rocked it better.
"So, what do we now? What do we, what do WE do now? We have all this knowledge, and we know...everything. What's there left to do? Go out...and make babies. Thank you."