Friday, January 8, 2010

because i miss college

For the record, the speaker at my commencement was the head of "one of the most innovative zoos in the world," whatever THAT means.

Oh wait, schnap, I found a copy of my graduation program and it has some info about the dude...apparently he transformed the Atlanta Zoo from being one of the ten worst ranked zoos in the U.S. to one of the best. And it also is one of only three zoos in America that has Giant Pandas. Exciting, I know.

Anyway, I think James Franco would have rocked it better.

"So, what do we now? What do we, what do WE do now? We have all this knowledge, and we know...everything. What's there left to do? Go out...and make babies. Thank you."

Monday, January 4, 2010

new year's resolutions!

I resolve to stop having meaningless sex in 2010, so I suggest you pay me a compliment or get me liquored up ASAP

What's your New Year's resolution???